Wednesday, August 27, 2008

I totally paused

As I rolled through a stop sign while getting lunch today, I found myself wondering what movie quotes frequently go through other people's minds (if any)? Surely there are some.

For example: everytime I roll a stop sign, I can almost hear 'Cher' flippantly say "I totally paused" or when I bang my elbow/head/knee on an unsupsecting wall/table/chair, I'll mutter: "That's gonna leave a mark..." a la Tommy Boy. There are definitely others.

I wonder if I ever got pulled over for running a stop sign if I would have the guts to tell the officer that "I totally paused" I wonder if I did do that, if the officer would be entertained enough (and have an appreciatiation for the movie "Clueless") that he would let me go with a warning.

You know you have some... but can you remember them on queue or rather, without your queue?

6 Comments:

Unknown said...

every time i get a watermelon at the store i say "i carried a watermelon"

angie said...

that last comment was from me. i was accidentally signed in under my gmail address. :)

Anonymous said...

When my mind goes idle, I say "Roaadds, Roadds, Roaaaddds, Roads."

emprice said...

got a new one: Mr. Price pointed at that any time someone says somthing/anything happened "# times" I always respond with "NINE TIMES..."

On a similar line of thought.. when ever someone (or I) am explaining a chain of relation such as: "My sister's boyfriend..." I usually top is off with "...saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night" which usually confuses people for a moment because it has *absolutely nothing* to do with what I am saying. And I don't typically go back and explain.

Anonymous said...

To-to-to-to-da-da-da-day Jr.

Mimi Burleson said...

He's a NUTBAG!! (Brad Pitt in the movie, Seven)