The funniest invite in ages

So... big football game this weekend (isn't that the case every weekend this fall??) and you know I love me a bit of wit. The following is an email I received this week and can't seem to stop replaying it in my head. We'll be there, and I don't mind saying that part of my excitement for going is based on the pure entertainment value of the invite:

Subject: TX vs. Technical

My fellow Americans,

Four scores and thirty beers ago our Longhorns brought forth on this campus another victory. Conceived in Belmont, and dedicated to the proposition that all schools were not created equal. Now we are engaged in a great Civil War, testing whether this University, or another on the South Plains (that accepts lower test scores) can long endure. The world will little note, nor long remember this directional school from Lubbock. However, they can never forget that the Run and Shoot offense only works in the Astro Dome and Mike Leach's Wild Turkey addled dreams.

We here highly resolve that this game shall not be watched in vain -- that this University, under DeLoss, shall have another National Championship -- and that the coaching prowess of Mack, by Major, and for Colt, shall not perish from the BCS.

Crockett High School Football Rules!

...okay, so we would like all of you to come over for a game watching party on Saturday at our house. We will have bbq and various forms of intoxication, so only bring yourselves. Also, some of you may be headed to Halloween related parties, so feel free to drop by in costume. Ladies, remember less is more and naked is the new black. The game starts at 7:00 but come by anytime...I think Stump said he was coming at 5:00.

Let me know if you can't make it so I can take you off my Christmas card list.

Our address: xxxxxxxxxxxxx

Thomas & Meredith et al


Mike Leach = Elvis and Vince Gill's love
child.

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Go ahead, re-read it. You'll find something new to laugh about.