'Roids

I cannot for the life of me understand why people would take these things intentionally…

Remember those merry-go-rounds on play grounds when you were a kid? I don’t know if they are still around anymore—prolly to dangerous or something. Anyway- I feel like I’m on one of those, going REALLY fast, hanging out from the edge, with my head upside down. I think that’s the best way I can describe the dizziness. Don’t get me wrong- I’m grateful for those wretched little pills… without them I might not be walking yet… But I could really do without the caffeinated feeling too. Seriously- I don’t even care for espresso all that much, but I feel like I’ve had about 3-4 pitchers of it. Uggh. I want off!